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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Monday, January 30, 2006

4:28AM - I made it!

I'm in Improv Jam now!

Sunday, January 29, 2006

3:55AM - Thanks!!!

Seriously, if you came to see me do Improv, I cannot thank you enough.

It really means a Ton to me that Friends came and watched me perform with IJ for the first (and quite possibly the last) Time.

I can't thank you enough, and I'll probably thank you in Person a few Times.

Seriously, thanks so much, Guys and Girls!!!

Current mood: happy

Monday, November 21, 2005

12:52AM - WAWAWEWA!!!

NotoriousGOD (7:13:41 PM): yo i heard u on the radio i think

Sunday, November 6, 2005

10:49PM - Monday Tonight (Today/Tomorrow)

This comedic Play that I wrote a few Years ago in College won a Contest and is going to be performed at the New Jersey Repetory.

Here is the Website:

http://www.njrep.org/home.htm

The Show starts at 7, and then after they do the 4 short Plays, People get to ask me Questions about how and why I wrote it.

It's going to be hilarious!

Wednesday, February 9, 2005

3:28PM - Apparently,

I am playing a Show at Chubby's in Red Bank (New Jersey) at 1:30 (in the Afternoon) on the 20th (Sunday) of this Month (February).

I say "apparently," because I just happened to go onto www.jerseyshows.com and see my Name on there.

It's 8 Bucks, and I think if you bought a Ticket from me for the Show that got canceled, you can bring it to this one and get in. I say that because no one has given me any other Tickets (or even notification about this Show).

It would be tight like a Man's Anus if you could go to this Show.

They want me to sell 25 Tickets, and while I am missing 7 Tickets, I think I only actually sold 3 of those.

So, basically, I'm hoping that you will give me 8 Dollars, watch me play and help me get more Shows, until I get signed and don't have to bug my Friends to go to my Shows anymore.

Sunday, November 28, 2004

8:37PM - I have Neck AIDS

And I get observed for the last time on Wednesday.

I should be nervous, but I'm not.

I am oddly tired, though.

Maybe it's from all the smiling and laughing I have been doing.

Current mood: amused

Monday, November 22, 2004

1:17AM - I am never going to Coffee Blue again.

Kuz she won't stop going, kuz she would miss it.

So, she won.

She gets to be happily single and go to my favorite Place on Earth.

I am the ultimate loser.

Current mood: resigned

Saturday, November 13, 2004

10:06PM - Dirt McGirt is deceased.

Rest in peace, Ol' Dirty Bastard.

Russell Tyrone Jones has moved on at age 35.

Joe Bannannas has gone to a better place.

Ol' Dirt Dog has met his maker.

Unique Ason is no longer with us.

Osiris has passed.

Big Baby Jesus is no more.

Current mood: bereaved
Current music: Ol' Dirty Bastard - I Want Pussy

Friday, October 15, 2004

Thursday, October 7, 2004

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

10:52PM - Re: Friends Only

You have to add me, too.

Otherwise it won't work.

Just so you know.

Friday, September 3, 2004

12:04AM - Friends Only

Sorry, Kids, this has to be like this.

Can't have random People reading all my Thoughts... at least not for a few Months.

If you are my Friend and you want to read this, just make an LJ Account (which is free) and comment. I'll add you.

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